It was just the other day
   I was sitting on my bed
   When a very disconcerting thought
   Occurred to my head
   I hadn't seen my shoes
   In a couple of days
   I knew I had better find them
   Any old way
   So I got down on my knees
   I started sifting through my clothes
   And I scared up a very rank aroma
   Gently wafted up my nose
   I started into shivers
   I started into shakes
   Cause I knew if I didn't find my Zapatos
   I wasn't going to make IT! you know
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds
   I really want to know
   Yes, I really want to know
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds
   I started to feel ogky
   My eyes began to tear up
   Cause I was searching in vain for my Zapatos
   It was a bad dream like I was running through syrup
   I started to hallucinate
   I started to oscillate
   My mind began to modulate
   If I was a girl, I would have probably began to ovulate
   Anyway
   I looked into the sky
   And I had to ask my maker "Why?
   Why can't I find my Zapatos, Dude?
   Well, I need them"
   I've been serious minsconstrued
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds
   I really want to know
   Yes, I really want to know
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds
   It was a very bad situation
   My prospects was weak
   I searched underneath my bed for my Zapatos
   I must tell you the outcome was bleak
   I might break out in hives
   I might develop a rash
   Cause stuffed in the toes of my Zapatos
   That's where I keep my stach
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds
   I really want to know
   Yes, I really want to know
   Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds