Dreaming of the Queen
  Visiting for tea
  You and her and I
  And Lady Di
    The Queen said: "I'm aghast
  Love never seems to last
  However hard you try"
  And Di replied
    That there are no more lovers left alive
  No one has survived
  So there are no more lovers left alive
  And that's why love has died
  Yes, it's true
  Look, it's happened to me and you
    Then carriages arrived
  We stood and said goodbye
  Diana dried her eyes
  And looked surprised
    For I was in the nude
  The old Queen disapproved
  But people laughed and asked
  For autographs
    And there were no more lovers left alive
  No one had survived
  So there were no more lovers left alive
  And that's why love had died
  Yes, it's true
  Look, it's happened to me and you
    I woke up in a sweat
  Desolate
    For there were no more lovers left alive
  No one had survived
  So there were no more lovers left alive
  And that's why love had died
  Yes, it's true
  Look, it's happened to me and you