(Talk)
  Did you ever seem to have one of those days
  When everyone seemed to be on your case
  From your teacher all the waydown to your best girlfriend
  Well, that used to happen to me all the time
  But I found a way to get out of it
  Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
  Listening to the teacher rap--just ain't my bag
  When two bells ring you know it's my cue
  Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
  Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
  Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear
  Lookin' in the stalls--nah, there ain't nobody here
  My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom
  To get caught would surely be the death of us all
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
  Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
  Put me to work in the school bookstore
  Check-out counter, and I got bored
  Teacher was lookin' for me all around
  Two hours later you know where I was found
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
  Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
  Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
  One more time
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Smokin' in the boys room
  Teacher I ain't foolin' around with your rules
  Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school