[Voice Talking:] But anyway I..I..I like to value my
  relationship with women. You know sometimes I get so
  deeply involved I just, I just have to feel like
  oral sex would complete our relationship
    Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  Yo,Yo,Yo, Yo Da Lin In The Valley
  A delicious break from Potatoes
  Yo Da Laheeeeoooooooo
  Here we go
  Yo, Yo, Yo Da Laheeeooooo
  Let em know how I'm layin
  Unusual kinda casual yes with me girls are obsessed
  To get undressed
  Get fresh and have me
  Yodle In The Valley
  And I'd do it at the drop of a dime (dime)
  Sometimes goin from behind (from behind)
  Slowly strokin, no jokin
  My tongue just keeps on pokin
  And the best type of oochie coochie
  Is the type that tastes like sushi
  Eat it
  Watch a girl get frisky
  And then wash it down with a shot of whiskey
    Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
  Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Da Lin In The Valley
  Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
  Yo Da Laheoooo
    Yo here's a story
  (Check it out)
  I remember when I spent the night at Sally's house
  Woke up with Cotton Mouth
  Couldn't speak
  My tongue was weak
  From Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  Oh I love them mountain thighs
  And a pizza pie before my eyes
  But before I taste them juices
  I make sure this Sally douches
  But she's not the only one
  I like to Yodle On
  It sounds wicky wacky ticky tacky
  But yo you know that I'm most happy
    Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Da Lin The Valley
  A delicious break from potatoes
  Yo Da Laheoooooo
  Check It Out
  (Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Da Laaaaeeeeeoooo)
  I need some more yodle music
  Could you get break this down and give me some
  Yoollllooo
  Yo, Yo, Yodalahe
  (A delicious break from)
  Yo, Yo, Yodalahe
  Yo, Yo, Yodalaheho
  (A delicious break from potatoes)
  Cause I like it like that
  Cause you know
  Cause cause cause I like it like that
  Yo Da Laheoooooo
  Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yodalin in the valley
  I can't figure it out
    Girls think I'm a freak cause I don't speak
  Whisper In their ear and make it clear
  I love em'
  Sorry dear don't hate
  Cause I'm not gonna say I love you when your sitting upon my face
  Oh yes It's warm and wet
  In the valley you bet (bet)
  And get this, one girl I yodled on
  Had a bush thicker than the amazon
  Forest
  I felt like a tourist
  A backpacker
  Oh shit wheres my weedwacker
  Came out with hair on my toungue
  But still I got the job done
    Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
  Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  (Get funky with it)
  Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
  (Get funk, funk, funk, funk, funky with it)
  Yo Da Laheoooooo
  I get funky with it
  For The 1-9-9-0
    Cause you know I'm tired of men
  Cottage cheese and salad and greens
  I like that half a burger..hehe
  Well done, well done
  Mmmmmmm Yummy
  Yodalin the whole beast crew
  Yoda lahehoooo
  The black man's yodalin
  Yolllllllll
  Cause you know I'm talkin about yodalin
  Be like a lagitamint girl
  Yodalin in the valley
  Diss, diss, diss, diss
  Yodalin in the valley
  Uhhhh....uh huh...uh huh
  Yoda lahehoooo
  Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
  A delicious break from potatoes
  Yo, Yo, Yodalahe
  Yo, Yo, Yodalahe
  Yo, Yo, Yodalahe
  Yodalahehoooooooooo
  A delicious break from potatoes